duck hunting for dummies!

button buck Age : 29 Inscrit le : 28 Sep 2006 Messages : 44

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM PRINCE ALBERT
> > >
> > > TRUE STORY HEARD ON A SASKATOON RADIO STATION REPORTING ON
> > > THE INCIDENT.
> > >
> > > A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator from Merlin Motors in Saskatoon for
> > > $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $560.00).
> > >
> > > He and a friend go duck hunting at Tobin Lake in mid-October; and of
> > > course the lake is frozen.
> > >
> > > These two guys go on a lake with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the
> > > New NAVIGATOR.
> > >
> > > They decide they want to make a natural looking water area for the
> > > ducks, something for the decoys to float on. Now making a hole in the
> >ice
> > > large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more
> > > power than the average drill auger can produce.
> > >
> > > So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite
> >with
> > > a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they
> >might
> > > slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and
> > > becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the following
> >course
> > > of action: they light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust,
> > > they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.
> > >
> > > Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR,
> >the
> > > GUNS, and the DOG...???
> > >
> > > Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for
> >RETRIEVING
> > > !!!
> > >
> > > Especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the dog takes
> >off
> > > across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite,
> > > with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice.
> > >
> > > The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in
> > > their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler
> >at
> > > the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master,
> >keeps
> >
> > > coming. One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. !
> > >
> > > The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a
> > > Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused then continues
> > > on.
> > >
> > > Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really
> > > confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone
> > > insane. The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator.
> > >
> > > The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on
> >the
> > > truck touches the dogs rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the
> > > truck and takes off after his master.
> > >
> > > Then""""""""""KAAAAA...BOOOOOOOOOOOOM""""""""""!!!!
> > >
> > > The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake,
> > > leaving the two idiots standing there with...... "I can't believe this
> > > just happened" looks on their faces. The insurance company says that
> > > sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT
> >COVERED
> > > by the policy. He still had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a
> > > month payments...
> > >
> > > In case you are wondering...The dog is okay...
> > >
> > > Newspaper item from the Saskatoon Star-Phoenix..
> > >
> > >
> > > AND THEY MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
> >

very funny, well maybe their parents were newfies...... lol lol
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like hibou said"maybe their parents were newfies"
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I have donre some idiot things in my Younger days,but not quite this idiotic. Razz

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That story is so outrageously stupid that it has to be true!

It is frightening that people so incredibly stupid have access to firearms and explosives.

Too bad the government can't have them sterilized so as they do not pollute the gene pool... (inbred rednecks) lol